OKAY YOU GUYS?

SERIOUSLY STOP SPOILING ME

(for those of you who don't know, I now have MORE CANONMATES FOR DANNY. HOLY SHIT. I HAVE AN ORSON RANDALL!)

God he's so manly. I mean, the man uses GUN-FU.



You can't turn down gun-fu.

Oh, hello, Real Life. What brings you here?


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College applications, huh?


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/SLAMS DOOR

/BOOKS IT LIKE A PEDOPHILE BEING HUNTED BY CHRIS HANSEN

the SUPER POWER meme !


seriously how could i pass this meme up guys
it's like
calling out to me

if someone doesn't say the power to see rain i will be very sad

In other news:

( NON-EMO STUFF )

 Fuck.


My RP Nervous-syndrome is kicking in again.

Just FYI guys. I'll probably spazz about everything over aim. 

Just sayin'.


probably because cnc's jason todd intimidates me
and that moon knight
and now that knightprodigy nightwing thing
wtf

 Hey guys 

if death looked like this



wouldn't you kind of not mind dying?

Yeah. Me too. 

goddamn you should've seen his ass

in other news: is it bad that i think young!robert redford (that guy up there) would make a good Danny

too bad he's old now

fml

HEY GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
I GOT A LUKE

I GOT A FUCKING LUKE MOTHERFUCKING CAGE

I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
NOBODY KNOWS

also loooooooooooooool late


ANON MEME

 yes that was typo'd on purpose


http://hmd-meme.livejournal.com/5024.html?thread=6083488#t6083488

 so imma do an art dump

because why the hell not, amirite? 

keep in mind, most o'these are mah very-recent first painting things. Because drawing-wise, I'm not proud of a lot of stuff, loooooooooooooool.

ANYWHO

( LOLOLOLARTSHIT )

in other news, i think i'm losing danny's voice. .____.

So. Oh god I should not be posting this right not. LAB REPORT. Hnnnnnnnnng.

ANYWAYS.

Everyone. Y'all need to slap me for being too ambitious. I mean, I still have those ten college essays to write. By next week.

So what's the logical thing for me to do?

That's right.

COME UP WITH AN RP IDEA

( WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CALIFORNIA CHRISTMAS~ )

I'm seeing it as an experiment on how things develop/where people would take things. BECAUSE I FIND THAT INTERESTING.

Sooooo. Any of you interested in this? Anyone got tips on how to actually start this up?

Anyone want to tell me this is a shitty idea, greer why are you doing this when you've got ten bajillion other things you've got to get down like those college essays or those lecture request letters to ben templesmith and david hadju and jon j muth and oh dear god.

Also, testing out a new writing style. That's extremely loose on grammar. It's more like just writing down my thoughts and using punctuation as a method of beat signatures or something. IDK. It makes sense in my head.

SO YEAH. FIC.
TITLE: IDK LET'S CALL THIS SHIT NIGHTTIME
CHARACTERS: DANIEL FUCKING RAND AND MOTHERFUCKING HEART ATTACK!LUKE CAGE
WHEN: IDK SOMETIME WHEN LUKE IS DUMB AND HAS A HEART ATTACK. PROBABLY IN TIME WITH MORE RECENT EVENTS
WARNINGS: DISCOMBOBULAAAAAAAATION. GREER WRITING. AAAAAAAAAAAAANGST. SAD THOUGHTS. SORT OF. MAYBE. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I'M ANGRY RIGHT NOW.
RATING: PG. TOTALLY. PG.

( This is probably really confusing )
FYI I DIDN'T REREAD THIS OR EDIT IT AT ALL AND YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL.

I like capturing people's emotions. Hopefully I did it right. BUT HEY. WHETHER I DID OR NOT. AT LEAST DANNY ISN'T YELLING AT JESSICA.

I SWEAR TO GOD BENDIS IF YOU SLAUGHTER DANNY'S CHARACTER ANY FURTHER I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY BROWN BELT KUNG-FU.

hello everyone

it's come to my attention that many people don't like matt fraction because of his current run on invincible ironwhatsit

i respect those opinions, after all, i've only read his collaboration with ed brubaker (IMMOOOOORTAL IROOOON FIIIIIIST), so i can't really judge

HOWEVER I WILL SAY

WHEN IT COME TO BUTCHERING CHARACTERS NO ONE DOES IT BETTER THAN BENDIS

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL EXCLUDE ANYTHING HE WRITES WITH DANNY FROM MY CANON HOLY TITFUCKING MOTHER OF GOD CHEEZITNOODLES WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU ACTUALLY READ DANNY'S CANON BENDIS?!

DANNY. WOULD. NEVER. SAY THAT. TO JESSICA. HE WASN'T EVEN THAT DICK-Y WITH HIS ADOPTED UNCLE. AND THAT GUY SCREWS WITH HIS LIFE 24/7

FDJKLFDJASLFJASLFJDSALFJSADCIVMLALEGVNDFKLJGVALFJACLMAJLDSJFALS

/flips friend list

 So. I read Thunderbolts 137. 

Danny's not Osborn's mindsexslave. He didn't kill Luke. Luke didn't kill him. His baby's fine. So is Misty. All is right in Marvel U. For now. And if anyone says it's not because of Tony shut up, his series is still continuing, read the Marvel solicitations. HE'LL BE FINE HE'S TONY STARK. /positivethinkingpositivethinkingpositivethinking

I still think Luke's going to die, though. :/

ANYWAY. 
Thunderbolts made me realize something. 

My Danny. Really. Really. Really. Needs a Luke Cage. Like, seriously. Go read Thunderbolts 137 and see why. Their relationship is so awesome. And someone has to be able to play a big, black man other than me, right?

RIGHT FRIENDS LIST? COME ON. I HAVE PRE-MADE ICONS. PRE-MADE LUKE CAGE ICONS. AND HIS CANON. IN LINKS. WHICH I CAN UPLOAD. I CAN ALSO SUMMARIZE.

NO I'M NOT DESPERATE SHUT UP

in other news, i'm taking the ACT again on Saturday. Maybe I'll get higher than my previous score of 24. IDK. 

oh so guys. meant to tell you. right after my last entry, i found out i was half-accepted into the Ontario College of Art and whateverwhatzit. I basically just have to send my application in, have it accepted, and bam! I'm in.

Too bad it's not MICA. /stares at MICA

ALSO. ALL YOU PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY YOU CNC PEOPLE) ARE MAKING ME WANT TO WRITE PORN.

THIS. IS. BAD.

I WRITE HIDEOUS PORN. MOSTLY INVOLVING RAPE AND BADTOUCHING AND TORTURE.

because i'm a fucking sadist. Okay? Okay. Glad we cleared that up not that it was obvious or anything.

Also: For some reason my email isn't working right? IDK, first time it's happened to this Greerbot. Basically, I got no notifs. Soooo might be slow to reply.

To everything.

hey guys guess what

i have paint on my face

fuck yeah

also: got a letter from the school of art institute chicago or something saying they want me. good shit man.

except i don't want to go there. :| /stares at MICA

so hey i haven't posted in awhile, how y'all doin? do i need to make another cheer-up post again?

because i can

and i will

also: sup new friends!

... OH RIGHT. GUYS. MARVEL'S BEING A SHIT FACE AGAIN. B| Danny's getting brainwashed by Norman Osborn.

Shit sux man.

I feel like making hideous things in photoshop.

Give me prompts and images.

btw, my favorite hideous image I've done is this 

kukucrazywild's Halloween party:



acerb dressed as Josephine Baker but the banana "skirt" didn't survive the night.

aeris_dies dressed as Jack the Ripper in a time machine, complete with gory knives.

al_sforzando dressed as a ES&F of Belab, Corp. employee.

ben_templesmith dressed as Martha Stewart.

carolpent dressed as Nosferatu the Supreme Vampire.

childcage dressed as Mary Queen of Scots ... without her head. Most convincing.

empressith dressed as a new superhero: Mighty Torpedo.

firenekomiko dressed as a successive goblin.

gonsai dressed as legendary space hero Trunk Squatthrust.

grimlark dressed as a investment.

grimmjizzle dressed as the love child of Robert Downey Jr. and Anna Nicole Smith.

helpyoufly dressed as Martha Stewart.

hiyousei dressed as a annoyed tide.

hobomama dressed as Guy Fawkes but the exploding barrel of dynamite didn't go down too well.

hsumi dressed as a assistant system administrator.

idiocracy dressed as Mandy Moore.

kukucrazywild dressed as Daffy Duck.

moot dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Welcome Victory.

moro_kun dressed as a buffalo.

mothafuck dressed as a angel.

ng83_writings dressed as Optimus Prime.

pariah164 dressed as blues legend Washboard Gumbo Jones.

pkempa dressed as Adam-the-first-man but the fig-leaf was far too big.

queenofdueljean dressed as Camilla Parker-Bowles when she becomes Queen.

siesindtot gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as the Governor of California. (Can anyone else see Flag do this?)

sinestrated dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Meghan, though it looked more like the Vicomte des Boules-Velues.

singing_monk dressed as a fullback for the Bears.

sono_cat dressed as Ichabod Crane, the schoolmaster from Sleepy Hollow.

soulrockcandy dressed as Mariah Carey's grandfather.

suporma dressed as Theodore Roosevelt, and it suited them disturbingly well.

tenchi_no_takai didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.

wrenchings didn't dress up, spoilsport.

zwanhyrule dressed as Ronald Reagan.





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